And the tour brochure read........take a walk on the wet wild side.  Visit the world of Water Wyrd where even the most intrepid traveler can meet a watery death along the way.  Cheap rates, leaky boats,  lousy lodging and the sorriest excuse for plumbing. Bailing pail provided at  extra cost.  Oh well I need the vacation so off I go to catch a leaky boat and the next flush down the drain to the world of Water Wyrd. Note to players:  The story is strictly for fun and does not contain key elements to your holiday in Water Wyrd.